Science Jokes

18.07.10

Science jokes are all fun and games and since it is summer I won't bother you with any "heavy" reading. This is a small collection of physics jokes or puns I've picked up around the magnificent information blob that is the Internet. Enjoy.



Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here" Helium doesn't react.

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The tachyon says "That's ok, I was just leaving anyways" The bartender says "We don't serve tachyons here". A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And it doesn't.

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A neutrino walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "We don't serve neutrinos here!".
The neutrino says: "That's OK, I'm just passing through."

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a beer, the second asks for a half, the third asks for a quarter, etc...
The bartender goes "You're all idiots!" and taps two beers.

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Share your jokes/puns in the comment section below and I'll update this entry for future readers. ^__^